He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Randomize