And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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