So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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