Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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