OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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