dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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