Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I love you.
Bad choice
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