if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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