No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I still have a little drunk in my system
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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