singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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