I want to make a zoo with you.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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