Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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