i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize
