I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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