so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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