Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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