i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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