I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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