There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Mom said you looked used
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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