dude i'm inner monologue high
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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