quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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