She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
