You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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