Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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