How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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