is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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