Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I supernannyed him into submission
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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