therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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