Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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