butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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