i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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