Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
