i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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