shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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