This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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