Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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