I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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