i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize