member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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