im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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