Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just puked most of my soul out..
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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