that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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