i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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