I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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