I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize