Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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