put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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