are you still at the devil's house?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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