Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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