i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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