the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
