i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I see more hoeing in ur future
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