he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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